Georgewbush's Christmas List
Stuff I want for Christmas
The Middle East for DummiesExplore this item »
I think I’m gonna love this place. It’s kinda like Texas. The guys all have moustaches and carry guns. How much I want this:  
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Electric Shock Lie Detector TestExplore this item »
Hah. They think they might impeach me. I’ll show ‘em. I’m gonna practice at home. How much I want this:
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Risk, the boardgameExplore this item »
World domination in an afternoon. Yes Sir. No exit strategies required How much I want this:
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A PHDExplore this item »
They won’t be laughing when I’ve got me a PHD from Oxford England. How much I want this:
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The Annihilator Kit at Pass Your Drug Test.comExplore this item »Removes all toxins even with heavy users and is 100% undetectable. In case Dad or God tests me. Lance told me to get it. How much I want this:
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Osama Bin Laden Target PosterExplore this item »
I got Saddam like my daddy asked me and now I’m gonna get this guy. How much I want this:
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Colouring In BookExplore this item »
When I leave The White House I’m gonna write my biography on the pages of this here fine book. How much I want this:
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Nintendo Brain TrainingExplore this item »
This amazing mind workout helps calculate and reduce your brain age. Imagine how smart I’ll be if I can get it even lower than seven? How much I want this:
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Pea GunExplore this item »
Hey, I’ve found a genuine 100% for real weapon of mashed destruction. Don’t mock me. If it wasn’t for me you’d all be speaking Iraqian by now. How much I want this:
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15:54 - 28 Nov 06
Donald here - George, you've blown your cover with this. Its time I took the White House.
15:59 - 28 Nov 06
Condi here - Doni, sweetheart, you don't have the empathy to be President. I'm your man ;-)
16:09 - 28 Nov 06
Thats enough you two. So whats empathy anyway? DUBYA
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